
Heels may go up and down, but clogs will be clunky forever.

Sandals with socks are a definite no, but Alexa Chung is really pushing it by wearing clogs with socks to a screening in 2013.
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Public-relations guru Karla Otto trys to make clogs formal by wearing them to the Juergen Teller Dinner hosted by Moschino during Milan Fashion Week in 2012.
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It's hard not to be distracted by British model and socialite Pixie Geldof’s studded clogs, which she wore to the House of Holland show during London Fashion Week in 2012.
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Designer Vera Wang wears black stiletto clogs during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in 2012.
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Rachel Bilson is known for her laid-back style. As she once said: "For spring, I'm buying clogs. You know, like, the new updated versions."
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French luxury house Celine presented these streamlined velvet sandal clogs for spring 2010 designed by Phoebe Philo, adding some sexiness to the clog trend for $790.
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Style icon Mary-Kate Olsen took her look to a new high (and subsequent low) with a pair of incredibly tall black clogs with studding around the edges at an April 2010 outing with her twin sister, Ashley.
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Studding and the signature nude shade were parts of Chanel's attempt to make clogs happen with its 2010 spring collection. The $1,795 model, available in both nude and brown, did make it onto some famous feet.
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One of the most fashionable females in entertainment, Sarah Jessica Parker, wore a pair of the Chanel clogs from its 2010 spring collection while on a shopping outing near her New York home in May.
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Like Parker, model and former MTV VJ Alexa Chung donned a darker tone of the same Chanel style on the March 2010 cover of British Vogue.

Pop songstress Ashlee Simpson made a statement when she went stomping around Beverly Hills in a solid white T shirt, black leggings, and matching pair of black clogs.
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As if the clog trend itself wasn't traumatic enough, Louis Vuitton's spring 2010 collection introduced the high-fashion world to a pair of gunmetal kitten-heeled suede clogs with added furry tassels, selling for about $1,335.
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Alexander Wang attempted to make the clog chic with his pointy-toed take on the spring 2010 design. Originally retailing for $575, the shoe is now significantly marked down on multiple websites, including his own. Coincidence? We think not.
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While her adorable daughter, Matilda, trotted around Brooklyn in hot pink Hunter boots, Michelle Williams was ahead of the clog curve in this pair of black No6 leather buckle booties for $345.
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