The Real Thing

Papers are in full-on wedding mode as the official program is finally made available in hard copy form.

Intrepid Beast researcher Jackie Williams braved the crowds to scoop up a cache of official programs from the Sea Cadets at Green Park. This morning’s tabs favored Mario Testino’s black and white heavily retouched portrait of the happy couple with adonyne captions “Mum Would Be So Proud (The Sun) and “Happiest Day of Our Lives” (The Mirror), Tom Sykes reports. Other papers went with glamorous and waving Kate. As VIPs arrive at Westminster, the streets are humming.