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The Ridiculousness of Father's Day

Up to a Point

Dodge a concussion, smile at Meatloaf Surprise, and of course open your wallet. What are fathers supposed to do for Father’s Day anyway?

P. J. O’Rourke

P. J. O’Rourke

Published Jun. 15 2014 6:45AM EDT

articles/2014/06/15/how-the-world-s-no-1-dad-does-it/140123-orouke-boomers-tease_metleq — Ferran Paredes/Reuters, via Corbis

P. J. O’Rourke

P. J. O’Rourke

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