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Toilet Freshener Offends Entire Country

Everyone needs to stop being so sensitive. A toilet freshener resembling the Ukrainian flag has been pulled from eastern Europe three days after complaints began circulating. The yellow and blue coloring was chosen to represent a lemon scent and to symbolize water, but the people of Ukraine didn't see it that way. "We are very sorry if people were offended by the design of our new product," Tore Birol, the company's general manager said. "We stopped the production, distribution and television advertising [of the product]."