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‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Is an Empty Pit of Nihilism

Big Dumb Robots

‘Age of Extinction’ is two hours and 45 minutes of guns and cars and explosions and babes. And a vagina-shaped alien that ejaculates on robot John Goodman. Why does this exist?

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