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Two and a Half Men replaces the ‘half’ with a whole bisexual daughter. Amber Tamblyn cast as the foxy, long lost daughter of Sheen’s dead character. Now all we need are evil twins to round out the show. E! Online

Chicken Soup for the Soul movie is in the works, though the only demographic hungry for this is probably grandmothers. Variety

Real World Star and AIDS activist Sean Sasser dies at 44 of rare lung cancer. During his time on The Real World: San Francisco in 1994 he was one of the first gay people on mainstream television. Queerty

Video of Sharknado star Tara Reid educating The Discovery Channel viewers on whale sharks: “Because whales are mammals and sharks are animals. They have nothing to do with each other,” she said. Huffington Post

John McClane vs. Rocky. Sylvester Stallone says Bruce Willis is out of the picture for The Expendables 3 because he wanted a cool $4 million for a cameo. The Hollywood Reporter