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Uchitel Shopping Reality Show

A report that Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ former mistress, is practicing for a stint on Dancing With the Stars misses the bigger story—Uchitel is actually pitching her own reality show, according to TMZ. VH1 and Oxygen are both reportedly interested in Romancing Rachel, which would chronicle Uchitel’s search for a man post-Tiger. And the dance practice that led to the DWTS report? Just a “new hobby,” says TMZ.