Star Wars is one of those crazy phenomenons that everyone knows at least a little bit about. Never mind that if you haven’t seen at least one of the films you’ve likely been kept in a cage somewhere, Skywalker et al are so ingrained into our collective cultural subconscious that you get the gist of it from osmosis. Or so you’d think.
One resourceful, and now very possibly single, fellow decided to capture the unicorn that is an almost complete ignorance of George Lucas’ intergalactic epic by convincing his girlfriend, who claims she hadn’t seen any of movies, to explain what they’re about based solely on what she’d absorbed over the years. On camera. To make it a little more interesting, she also got wasted. The verdict? With The Force Awakens crushing every record ever, they could probably actually make this fever dream of incoherence, throw a Jedi or two at it, and sell out theaters.
Besides, anything is gonna be more watchable than, say, Aloha, right?