Tiger Woods’ worst fear could soon be realized as his alleged mistress No. 1, Rachel Uchitel, is reportedly telling friends she may be pregnant. According to the Star, Uchitel was bragging about what a little “cub,” as she coined the baby in question, could do for her financially. (In other potential baby news, Jude Law and Sienna Miller recently survived a pregnancy scare, says a source.) Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus has a new fascination—after recording a cover of Poison’s “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” Cyrus became obsessed with the band’s frontman, Bret Michaels. She allegedly stole one of his hair extensions that fell out in the studio, which “she might even frame,” an insider says. Britney Spears is having some boyfriend issues again— Jason Trawick allegedly forced the pop star mom to cancel plans with her two boys in exchange for alone time. According to an insider, that was “the last straw” for Spears, who then allegedly called off their wedding plans.
It’s another rocky week for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as inTouch reports Pitt’s plan to end their relationship after the holidays was thwarted when Jolie gave him an early Christmas present—she’s reportedly pregnant with their seventh child. “He’s left with no other choice but to stay,” a friend tells the magazine, though claims Pitt’s still having secret rendezvous with Jennifer Aniston. Though Star says the wedding is off, inTouch claims Britney Spears is still on a mission to get Jason Trawick to propose. “She wants to be with him 24/7,” a source says of Spears, who reportedly competes with his job for attention. Rachel Uchitel reportedly doesn’t have to work much for Tiger Woods’ time—the alleged mistress has been sleeping with the golfer since the scandal broke, a friend claims. “She’s madly in love with him,” the source adds. In baby news, Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer are reportedly planning to adopt baby No. 3, while Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are trying for a third, and Kate Gosselin has been given full custody of TV’s favorite eight-pack.
In yet another interpretation of the photo featuring a bespectacled Britney Spears crying on her cellphone, The Enquirer reports the pop star was reportedly upset about having an abortion two years ago after she and Kevin Federline reunited briefly over the holidays. “The pain of it is magnified to her this time of year,” a source says. The season is also not been kind to Jon Gosselin, whose divorce has reportedly left him in a suicidal state, sources say. “He feels he has nothing left to live for,” an insider says of the TV father, who is reportedly drowning in debts. Larry King reportedly has high bills to pay—The Enquirer claims he bought his wife’s younger sister a $160,000 car and spent $1.5 million on hotel accommodations for her during their alleged three-year affair. As for other talk-show host indiscretions, Martha Stewart reportedly broke down upon finding out the details of her prison attacks, alcohol-induced tantrums, and dates with women would be revealed in a tell-all book. Disgrace for Tiger Woods continues as a former girlfriend claims they took Ecstasy together while partying in Las Vegas 10 years ago. “I’m sure Tiger was hoping it would turn me on so he could get me into bed,” the ex says of their pill-popping experience.
If anyone needs a new “Mommy & Me” member, Angelina Jolie may be looking. According to Us, the mother of six is “hungry for normal moms to be around,” sources say, though she reportedly hasn’t had the best of luck with female friends. Jessica Simpson, however, wins the buddy of the week award. Simpson reportedly tried to release her makeup artist friend from jail after she was arrested for public drunkenness in West Hollywood Friday. According to Tiger Woods’ neighbors, his wife, Elin Nordegren, is moving out and the chances of her staying with the allegedly adulterous golfer are near “impossible,” a friend says. Sources also detail the mysterious Thanksgiving crash that led to Woods’ crumbling image. Allegedly, Nordegren was awakened by a friend’s call, revealing her husbands’ alleged affair. She then reportedly woke up Woods and began hitting him with a golf club. In an effort to escape, Woods allegedly ran out of the house and into his car. The golfer may next escape to his 155-foot, $22 million yacht, aptly called Privacy, and his alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel, who is reportedly conveniently staying in the area, could be on board.
As Tinseltown prepares to deck its halls with actual tinsel, Life & Style is abuzz with parenting news. According to an insider, Tiger Woods’ mom “tried to speak to Elin [Nordegren] about keeping the family together, but Elin wasn’t receptive at all.” Reports claim she’s seeking full custody. Sarah Jessica Parker opens up to the magazine about her difficulties raising her three children. “I’m sure I’m failing miserably,” the actress says. “Some days are absolutely triumphant. Other days, you’ve basically let everybody down, and you lie in bed and live in regret.” Jude Law may have regrets as well. While on a Sherlock Holmes publicity tour, the actor said he had three children, neglecting to acknowledge the fourth that his former fling, Samantha Burke, had three months ago. Speaking of single moms, though Jake Gyllenhaal reportedly planned to propose to Reese Witherspoon “just before Thanksgiving,” an insider reports, they ended up spending the holidays solo instead. In other breakup news, Kate Hudson’s ex Alex Rodriguez is reportedly moving on quickly. “He’s already hooked up with four or five girls,” an insider reveals. As for Life & Style activism, the magazine is launching the “Campaign to Get Brad to Shave,” claiming Brad Pitt’s face has not seen a razor in 233 days.
