Tiger Woods is the top story, and In Touch managed to get a hold of some seriously intense emails between the golfer and one of his many mistresses, Rachel Uchitel. “I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this. Not even at home,” Woods wrote. “I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay. F—. Why didn’t we find each other years ago. We wouldn’t be having this conversation.” Though he complained about Uchitel’s string of famous exes, Woods said, “You bring a side of me I never thought existed both good and bad. I don’t like feeling so vulnerable. It bothers me a lot. I’m much tougher than this.” Uchitel is reportedly shocked at the number of other women recently revealed to be involved with Woods. “Rachel believes that she and Tiger have a special connection,” a source told the magazine. “Tiger told her he would divorce his wife for her. He said she was his soulmate.” There’s more trouble in paradise for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose recent relationship dilemmas are taking a toll on their kids—and especially young Maddox. “All the kids are pretty mixed up. They misbehave to get attention,” said an insider. Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson is none too happy at news that ex Tony Romo’s current girlfriend, former Miss Missouri USA Candice Crawford, was seen wearing a diamond band. “Jessica is bracing herself for the day that they get engaged… Jessica’s only hope is that she’ll have a boyfriend—or better yet, a husband—by then,” said a source.
After years of speculation and a string of bad relationships, Jennifer Aniston may finally become a mother, due in large part to her adoption expert ex Brad Pitt. Sources say that Pitt has been encouraging and advising the actress through the process and told her “You’ll be an amazing mother. I’ve always believed that,” and Aniston is already decorating a nursery. Angelina Jolie isn’t thrilled with the idea, and a source told the magazine, “Angie started going off, complaining about how Jen keeps popping up in their lives.” Amy Adams and fiancé Darren Le Gallo are expecting, though sources say the actress is too busy to plan their wedding. In less romantic news, Aaron Eckhart dumped girlfriend Molly Sims with a phone call after she publicly admitted their relationship. “Aaron flipped out. He’s an incredibly private guy,” said an insider, though things may have been headed south already. ”She wants someone a bit more chill,” said the source. Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are running into domestic snags thanks to Kidman’s diet-friendly cooking. “Nicole cooks with no sugar, salt, butter or oil,” said a source, resulting in frequent trips to the drive-thru for Urban. And in spite of Mario Lopez’s womanizing reputation, Jessica Alba has allegedly been turning to his washboard abs for comfort as things unravel between her and husband Cash Warren, who was reported to have had a fling with Lindsay Lohan.
Sandra Bullock is still embroiled in a custody battle for husband Jesse James’ daughter Sunny, who a court ruled is now allowed to visit the home of her porn star mother Janine Lindemulder—the same home where Lindemulder makes her adult films. Bullock and James had full custody of Sunny while Lindemulder served a six-month prison sentence for tax evasion, and Bullock is now wary of the adult actress’ parenting skills. “We’re on constant high alert, never knowing what condition Janine will be in and, even more concerning, the condition Sunny will be in,” said Bullock. Elsewhere, family tensions are easing up, and Candy Spelling is patching things up with daughter Tori Spelling, saying the pair reconnected after both landing in the hospital in September. Though their visits are still tentative—sources say Tori can only visit Candy’s home if she has permission—Candy did finally meet Tori’s two kids, Liam and Stella. As if things weren’t already messy enough for Tiger Woods, insiders tell the magazine that the golfer is anxious at the possibility of a love child or sex tape surfacing in the wake of his recent scandals. He also may need to worry about his wallet, as wife Elin Nordegren is reportedly negotiating with lawyers about the couple’s prenuptial agreement, and arranging for a financial reward if she decides to stay with the unfaithful athlete.
Though she managed to keep quiet for a little while, Tiger Woods paramour Rachel Uchitel (slightly) spilled to OK! this week, saying “People have called me a home-wrecker, gold digger, tramp, whore. I make mistakes, but I’m not those things. I have very good qualities.” The self-confessed Twilight addict also opened up about her day-to-day life, saying that she watches Nancy Grace “every night” with her two dogs, Rudy Giuliani and Ozzy Osbourne. “My life is not dependent on a man. A man does not shape my happiness,” she said. Other Hollywood love stories appear happier by comparison. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are reportedly getting more serious by the day, going on a string of romantic dates over the past week. “They’re the new Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron. But they have the same first name—that sends it over the top! The cuteness factor is through the roof,” said a friend. “What they have is very pure.” Meanwhile, Alex Rodriguez is more smitten than ever with Kate Hudson after a recent vacation they took to London, and an insider told the magazine, “He plans on spending the rest of his life with her.”
Although Tiger Woods remains tight-lipped, his reported mistresses aren’t keeping quiet. In this week’s issue, alleged adulteress No. 2, Jaimee Grubbs, released a series of texts to Us from Thanksgiving, and claimed the golfer planned to see her the week his wife gave birth. In the two-page sexting spread, Woods messages the “sexy” Grubbs about “getting laid,” her “tight ass,” and requests “something very naughty.” One of Elin Nordegren’s former employers said, “I hope she uses a driver next time instead of a three-iron.” This week, the magazine also investigates Miley Cyrus’ new tattoo, the words “Just breathe” written in script on her rib. “She’s trying to find her own identity,” says the insider. “Not the one under the Disney umbrella.” In less permanent news, Leonardo DiCaprio and model Bar Refaeli have reignited their on-again, off-again relationship. But, according to a source, “They aren’t full-on monogamous.” Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke is skeptical of her husband’s notoriously wandering eye and will reportedly only hire “older” nannies. And Beyoncé and Jay-Z may soon need a nanny as well, since the hip-hop royal pair was supposedly “running baby names past friends” recently.
It’s all Tiger, all the time, and as more women continue to report their affairs with Elin Nordegren’s husband, a source alleges he has told his wife everything. Friends close to Elin say she wants to make sure the golfing hero suffers for what he did, but suspect she’ll fight to save their marriage. Elsewhere, notoriously single Jennifer Aniston is reportedly over her roller-coaster romances. The 40-year-old actress “will never date an immature boy again,” a source says. “She’s ready for an older, responsible man.” Amid rumors that they were headed for separate lives, People reports that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon nearly decided to move on, despite the actor recently referring to Reese as “ his girlfriend”. On a more serious note, Amanda Knox’s family is doing their best to help her through her Italian imprisonment. The convicted murderer’s father tells People that Knox asks for Parmesan cheese, prosciutto, ham, and turkey “so she can cook in her cell,” Curt Knox says. Apparently, the meals she and her cellmates whip up are quite tasty.
The magazine that broke the Tiger Woods scandal says he reportedly offered payoffs to keep his image clean—a rumored $3 million to alleged adulteress Rachel Uchitel and $200,000 to Ashley Samson to retract her story. In other cheater news, The Enquirer says Jon Gosselin told a friend, “I miss Kate so much that it hurts, and I’d do anything she wants if she’d take me back.” In legitimately tragic news, Alexa Ray Joel’s alleged suicide attempt may have been an effort to get her parents back together. “She’d sob about Billy [Joel] and Christie [Brinkley]… believing their reunion would magically turn around her own rotten love life,” an insider says. Moving on to political affairs, John Edwards’ alleged baby mama Rielle Hunter is reportedly asking for nearly $18,000 in child support. Her request for $800 per month for dining at restaurants, $250 to get her hair done, and a $1,200 security guard led the former presidential candidate to toss Hunter and his rumored child from the house he purchased for them. Finally, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got into a mid-air spat when she caught him listening to music instead of the Rosetta Stone French tapes she’d bought him. Sacrebleu!
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