You Can Buy Chicken-Less Eggs

Do you hate the thought of eating something meant to become a baby chicken but just can't quite manage to cut eggs out of your diet? Well, if you live in California and shop at Whole Foods—which you probably do if you answered yes to the previous two questions—you're in luck! Thanks to Bill Gates, Paypal co-founder Peter Thiel, and other similarly wealthy investors, now you can enjoy the great taste and utility of eggs without the ickiness of knowing you're eating something that passed through a chicken's nether regions. Beyond Eggs are made with ground-up peas, sorghum, some other either unknown or unspecified ingredients, and claims to be a suitable egg replacement in baking, mayonnaise-making, and pretty much everything else.