QUESTION MARK
“The press secretary doesn’t need to like me, date me, marry me, have two Black children with me,” Simon Ateba told Tucker Carlson, after complaining about not being called on.
William Vaillancourt has written for The Progressive, The Independent and Washington Monthly, among other places.
ABOUT TIME
“It could be a feeling. It could be a sense,” Dana Perino said.
PANIC STATIONS
“They better not put my president in prison,” worried Jesse Watters, as doing so would also mean “putting 74 million votes in prison.”
HINDSIGHT 20/20
“The big joke that’s out there now is that ‘MAGA’ really stands for ‘make attorneys get attorneys,’” Cohen said as reports indicate that Trump may soon become a defendant.
‘UPSIDES AND DOWNSIDES’
America’s most-watched cable news host would like viewers to consider how nice it would be to have “more arable land in places like Canada and northern Europe.”
REALLY?
“What would Ronald Reagan do right now,” the GOP senator said to Sean Hannity before claiming that President Biden’s foreign policy has the country headed toward “World War III.”
‘BUNCH OF WHITE GUYS’
Rather than join her colleagues by blaming “wokeness” for the bank’s failure, Jessica Tarlov criticized CEO Greg Becker.
COME ON, GUYS
In Fox News’ telling, two things caused the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank: diverse hiring practices and the high crime of being too “woke.”
‘I WAS OUT DEAD’
Benjamin Hall, hospitalized after coming under fire near Kyiv last March, had his first television interview with Sean Hannity.
VISUAL
The CNN host bashed Carlson for having the “audacity to try to rewrite history,” most recently on his Monday night Fox News show.