Canadian heartthrob and infamous pop star Justin Bieber has been publicly propositioned to do porn—and not the heterosexual kind. Yes, popular gay site Men.com has generously offered Bieber two million dollars for his XXX-rated debut. Bieber’s co-star, should he choose to accept, would be the site’s contract stud Johnny Rapid. The offer appears to be sincere.
“It’ll be easy: I’ll do most of the work, you’ll come in for a few hours then you're outta here with two million dollars,” says Rapid in a video clip aimed at Bieber. One can only imagine what Rapid’s implying when he says he’ll do most of the work.
One has to wonder why the company singled out the man-child. According to Men.com PR and Marketing Manager Samantha Ryder, the answer’s obvious. “Johnny Rapid is the Justin Bieber of the porn world. We felt that the two paired together would be a match made in heaven,” says Ryder. “The bad boy of pop, head-to-head with the bad boy of gay porn.”
“Justin is my celebrity crush, and yes, I have fantasized about doing a scene with him. I think it would be hot,” Rapid tells The Daily Beast. “Since Justin is straight I would be easy on him and let him top me.”
Ryder says they would film just one scene and release it on their site.
Doing a scene like this would be a game changer in more ways than one for 20-year-old Biebs who, in the wake of popular Tumblr’s such as “Lesbians That Look Like Justin Bieber,” has been hard at work selling a heterosexual image—you know, the one he flaunted in those half-naked Calvin Klein ads with busty model Lara Stone.
Recently, Mr. Bieber made headlines that might detract from his careful marketing. Not only was he mistaken for a “butcher version of Miley Cyrus” when he accidentally crashed a gay republican event, but was also accused of being photoshopped to look more buff and well-endowed in those popular CK ads.
In the wild world of Biebs, all bets are off and anything seems possible. So what if he decided to go for the millions and make the most famous gay porno scene ever? We asked some of your favorite porn stars to weigh in.
- Porn Star Raven Bay: “He's a little too young for me, but I would totally turn Biebs out. I'd bang on him ‘til he forgot his name.”
- Porn Starlet Angelina Chung: “As a girl, I think Justin Bieber is a total babe. Never mind that he's kind of a douche. He's hot and I'm curious as to what he's got down there. Come on Biebs, let's see what you've got down there!”
- Penthouse Pet Shawna Lenee: “I would love to see Bieber in an adult movie. Let's see if this guy can really perform. Bieber has been defending his size lately, so I think he should show us so we can all judge that ourselves.”
- AVN Award Nominee Britney Amber: “Since we all know that bulge from the Calvin Klein Ad was enhanced I'm not all that excited.”
- AVN Hall of Famer Alana Evans: “Seriously? Well, I think he would lose a lot of fans but it's his body, his career, his life.”
- Porn Star Luna Star: “I don't care about the size of his penis, I'd just ride his pretty face.”
- AVN Award Winner Priya Rai: “I'd bang him, set up our scene today.”
- Multi-Award Winning Porn Star Riley Steele: “Most of these guys who are so cocky about their size are usually trying to cover up for something. He's cute, but I don't think he could seriously keep up with me.”
And hey, if you think Justin Bieber in a porno sounds ridiculous, don't forget that time Screech from Saved By the Bell gave porn a go. It backfired, and Dustin Diamond was not propelled back into the limelight, nor did it make the millions he’d hoped for. With the legions of Bieber fans out there, Justin is almost guaranteed to do better than Screech. But doing porn always has a price. So to Justin Bieber, I say: Remember the Screech.