BEST BUDSWhy Weed Might Be the Next OzempicThe results of a new study suggest cannabis may offer more than just “the munchies.”Muskaan Arshad
HE’S HER DADDY!Top Trump Terror Official’s Sugar Daddy, 57, UnmaskedA top DHS counterterrorism official, 29, “was on the older end of his usual range.”Erkki Forster
HERE'S YOUR DOPE, NOW VOTE! Trump Tries to Win Back MAGA Bros With WeedThe president is poised to use pot to mend ties.Laura Esposito
SENIOR MOMENTTrump, 79, Scolded for Trying to Leak MAGA’s Secrets“I was in awe of the whole thing,” said one person who witnessed the whole scuffle unfold.Will Neal
DA💤ED AND CONFUSEDDopey Don, 79, Dozes Through Dope DiscussionTrump’s eyes drooped and his mouth sagged at an Oval Office event unveiling his downgrade of marijuana’s federal classification. Erkki Forster
SMOKE RISESCNN Data Guru Says This Issue Could Swing Voters To TrumpYounger voters could be swayed by a policy decision floated by the administration.Vic Verbalaitis
SMOKE OUTWoman Wins Landmark Case Against Neighbor Smoking WeedShe said the “feces” smell even made her vomit once.Ethan Cotler
POT PANIC Cabinet Member Panics Over What Trump May Do About PotThe transportation secretary is worried about the reclassification of marijuana.Wiktoria Gucia
POTHEAD LIBSMAGA Freaks Out Over Trump’s Plot to Reclassify WeedDonald Trump said he’s weighing knocking marijuana off its place as a Schedule I drug.Isabel van Brugen
REEFER MADNESSTrump Considers Big Gift for Marijuana EnthusiastsThe president has reportedly received millions from cannabis companies.Liam Archacki
HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT Fugitive Found After 3 Decades Just 150 Miles From PrisonThe now 79-year-old fled prison while serving time for operating a sprawling marijuana grow operation.Isabel van Brugen