Vivek Ramaswamy
The big-brained tough guys of online see the Kansas City Chiefs’ fourth Super Bowl appearance in five years as evidence of a Deep State psy-op.
The former GOP hopeful thinks the NFL might be rigged to help secure a win for Joe Biden. Seriously.
Ramaswamy couldn’t even drop his presidential bid without taking a moment to kiss Trump’s “big orange ass,” Kimmel marveled.
The former contender in the 2024 Republican race pulled out all the stops for the former president after dropping out on Monday.
The 38-year old anti-woke entrepreneur bet big on Iowa. He lost. He dropped out. And he endorsed Trump.
Trump and his team finally recognized the grandest conspiracy of all: If you were trying to steal votes directly from Trump, you’d run a campaign like Ramaswamy.
“You were under the bus, and the bus had snow tires on it!” Steve Doocy added when Ramaswamy tried to downplay the Trump attacks.