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The Onion's Plan to Save Moderate Republicans

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The Onion announces a new breeding program to prevent moderate Republicans from going extinct.

"Last week we shot Gov. Mitch Daniels with a tranquilizer dart from a blind we'd set up near the Indiana Capitol, and we plan on mating him very soon with a senator we trapped up in Maine,"...

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