THAT ESCALATED QUICKLYLove Triangle Saga of Bisexual Senator, 50, Takes Dark TwistMatthew Ammel allegedly threatened to “take her down.” Isabel van Brugen
HORRIFYING‘American Idol’ Contestant Found Guilty of Murdering WifeA jury found Caleb Flynn, 40, guilty of all nine charges.Isabel van Brugen
OpinionXI SAIDHow Trump Just Showed Us Who’s Really on TopDon’t tell Natalie, but unrequited love is in the air at the White House.David Rothkopf
IN THE ROUGHTiger Woods Learns His Fate After DUI CrashThe legendary golfer appeared at court alongside his girlfriend, Vanessa Trump.Isabel van Brugen
LAKE AMERIC-NO!CNN Data Guru Exposes Trump’s Embarrassing Lake ProblemDonald Trump’s “Lake America” rebrand isn’t making waves with the American public.Isabel van Brugen
SCHOOLEDTrump Gets a Brutal History Lesson Over His Lake Name ChangeIt’s called a hydronym, Mr. President.Isabel van Brugen
MOSCOW MAYHEMPutin’s Airports Plunged Into Chaos After CIA Chief’s VisitTrump’s intelligence chief had barely left when carnage broke out.Isabel van Brugen
MON DIEU!Trump Spirals With Unhinged Posting Spree Attacking Top AllyThe president threw a hissy fit on social media after failing to get his way. Sarah Ewall-Wice
ONE BIG BITEU.S. Boy, 8, Unexpectedly Reels in Frightening FishThe Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission warned that this catch reflects a greater issue within the community.Fiona O'Reilly
FROM RUSSIA, WITH LOVEPutin Frees U.S. Marine After 4 Years in PrisonThe former Marine was in a catatonic-like state, unable to communicate and being fed through a tube before his release.Tomas Thor
MUTINY MANIFESTOMAGA Exile Escalates War on Trump With Manifesto LaunchTucker Carlson is taking the gloves off. Will Neal