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Why Grumpy Daniel Craig Shouldn’t Return as James Bond

LICENSE TO RETIRE

After years of griping that he’d rather “slash my wrists” than return as 007, Craig will reportedly accept a boatload of money to stay as Bond. This is a terrible idea.

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