Six rolls of toilet paper and 24 packs of ramen noodles stashed behind an old computer monitor deep in the closet of my home office.
This is my strategy for surviving the summer of suck.
It’s not a good plan.
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Why I’m Already Doomsday Prepping For the ‘Summer of Suck’
GLASS HALF EMPTY
Worst-case scenario: My cats eat my face after I die of starvation.
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