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Jon Stewart Reveals His Favorite Pete Hegseth Quote From Group War Chat

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The comedian ripped into the defense secretary’s most oblivious moment yet.

Jon Stewart was baffled and amused by the latest scandal from the Trump administration, including a particular line from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.

He began his Monday Daily Show monologue with a “quick update” on what he sarcastically described as “an administration that is once again carrying out its plans with competence and professionalism.”

He showed a series of news clips reporting that the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg, was accidentally included in a group chat with Hegseth and other top members of the Trump administration.

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The group chat was discussing top-secret information about attacking Houthi targets in Yemen, seemingly unaware that Goldberg could read everything.

”You know, back in my day, if you were a journalist who wanted leaked war documents, you’d work the sources, meet them in a dark garage, earn their trust, pound the pavement," said Stewart.

He joked, “Now, you just wait for the national security adviser to be distracted by White Lotus while he’s setting up his ‘Bomb Yemen’ group chat."

He did an impression of an old guy texting while watching Season 3 of The White Lotus. He mimed looking at the TV, asked, “Are those guys jerking each other off?” and went back to texting.

“By the way, I might be in this group chat,” Stewart added. “I don’t know. I don’t check my group chats.”

Recreation of Signal message conversation between Trump Cabinet members regarding bombings of the Houthi in Yemen. Houthi PC small group
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From Michael Waltz
Team – establishing a principles group for coordination on Houthis, particularly for over the next 72 hours. My deputy Alex Wong is pulling together a tiger team at deputies/agency Chief of Staff level following up from the meeting in the Sit Room this morning for action items and will be sending that out later this evening.
2.
From Michael Waltz (cont)
Pls provide the best staff POC from your team for us to coordinate with over the next couple days and over the weekend. Thx.
3.
From MAR (Rubio?)
Mike Needham for State
4.
From “JD Vance”
Andy baker for VP.
5.
From TG
Joe Kent for DNI.
6.
From Scott B
Dan Katz for Treasury
7.
From Pete Hegseth
Dan Caldwell for DoD.
8.
From Brian
Brian McCormack for NSC
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Stewart continued, “Perhaps my favorite text of the entire group chain was the one from our defense secretary saying, quote, ‘We are currently clean on OPSEC.’”

“OPSEC means operational security,” Stewart explained. “He said that in a group chat. A group chat with a journalist.”

“The journalist said that he didn’t think that the story was real until Yemen was bombed,” Stewart added, which got a sad reaction from the crowd.

“Oh, did I bring you down?” Stewart said. “Let’s move on.”

The Daily Show host couldn’t help but bring the subject up again, however. Later in his monologue, he covered a story about social media misinformation and how a fake Facebook account named Carol Smith was quickly tossed into a right-wing conspiracy rabbit hole.

“Carol Smith is a completely fictional character, and yet her children have stopped talking to her,” Stewart joked before adding, “Although she was apparently added to a Pentagon group chat.”

Recreation of Signal message conversation between Trump Cabinet members regarding bombings of the Houthi in Yemen.From Michael Waltz
(Not quoted section…)
amazing job.

From John Ratcliffe
A good start

From Michael Waltz
Fist, American flag, fire emoji

From MAR
Good Job Pete and your team!!

From Susie Wiles
Kudos to all — most particularly those in theater and CENTCOM! Really great. God bless

From Steve Witkoff
Two prayer hands, flexed bicep, two American flags

From TG
Great work and effects!
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