HOT OR NOT?Trump Delivers Humiliating Snub to JD VanceThe president pondered the best-looking member of his Cabinet.Laura Esposito
UNDER THE RADARPentagon Pete Busted Handing $400M to Fraud FirmNavy officials agreed that a severe punishment was “not necessary.”Harry Thompson
NO TO THE YES MANLeak Reveals Trump Secretly Doubting Pentagon PeteTrump has raised questions about Hegseth’s performance among his trusted advisers, a new report reveals. Christopher Buchanan
FED UPPentagon Pete Humiliated in Standoff With His Own PartyEven Republicans have grown fed up with Hegseth’s antics.Annabella Rosciglione
MAN OVERBOARD Pentagon Pete’s Twisted Revenge on Desperate Sailor ExposedNicholas McKelvey jumped overboard in early August. Leigh Kimmins
WAR PLANSPentagon Secretly Braces for Embarrassing Trump DefeatA source said the Pentagon “can’t admit” it is putting its contingency plan in place. Ewan Palmer
PARTY’S OVERWhy Trump’s Panicked Goons Are About to Lawyer Up: AuthorMichael Wolff says the president’s devotees are in for a post-midterm reckoning—likely on two very different fronts.Erkki Forster
HE SAID, SHE SAIDTrump, 80, Humiliated Over Gender of Fired Army GeneralThe 80-year-old president did not seem to know who the three-star General was, but attacked him anyway.Farrah Tomazin
PLOT THICKENSHegseth Goons Scramble to Trash Fired Top GeneralThe Defense Department is accusing the decorated military leader of “severe misconduct” involving classified intelligence.Will Neal
BREAK IN RELATIONSRepublican Humiliates Hegseth With Savage Roast to His FaceThe former Fox host asked for one truth. He got two. Harry Thompson
ARCH YOU KIDDING?Top Trump Goons Make Wild Pitch to Judge to Save Vanity ArchThe MAGA administration has a mind-boggling new justification for a proposed monument to the president’s ego.Will Neal