SO SECRETIVE

Kim Jong-un Has Mystery Woman

Could be his sister, girlfriend, wife—who knows?

Kim Jong-un has a new lady in his life and it’s not Minnie Mouse. He’s been spotted on more than one official engagement with a woman by his side, sparking much speculation over whether she’s the young North Korean leader’s wife, girlfriend, or even sister. Nobody knows! Not unlike Mitt Romney, he might just be using his female companion to make him seem “much more approachable, humanlike” to the masses, said Andrei Lankov, an expert on the secluded nation from the University of South Korea. After all, his father and predecessor, Kim Jong-il, wasn’t exactly a man of the people. “Everything related to Kim Jong-il’s children is a deadly secret,” Lankov said. “No sane North Korean who knows it would share this out for very special reasons.”