KIMMEL’S COURT
Kimmel was pleasantly surprised to be mentioned during Trump’s criminal hush-money trial—and thinks it would be more impactful if he was actually in court.
Jennifer M. Wood is a writer and editor based just outside of Philadelphia. She writes about TV, movies, and pop culture and is the author of The Curious Movie Buff: A Miscellany of Fantastic Films from the Past 50 Years. Her greatest achievement is being blocked by Rudy Giuliani on Twitter.
‘TOO HOT TO HOLD’
The “Late Night” host laughed off the former president’s latest attempt to keep journalists off his back and pay more attention to other news stories.
BACK OFF
“Even if you don’t agree with the subject of their protests, as long as they are peaceful, subjects should be allowed to protest,” the “Late Show” host declared.
ONE SICK PUPPY
The “Late Night” host returned from vacation ready to argue that Buffalo Bill from “The Silence of the Lambs” had more self-awareness than the South Dakota governor.
‘YOU GO GIRL’
“The Daily Show” co-host also suggested that Trump would have fit in well as a backhanded sorority president.
‘NEXT LOGICAL STEP’
The only thing that surprises Kimmel about West’s X-rated new venture is that it took the artist this long to get it started.
TROUBLED WATTERS
The Fox host claimed Trump is being subjected to “cruel and unusual” punishment–which left Jordan Klepper and Ronny Chieng with more questions than answers.
‘JON STEWART HATES FUN’
The former “The Daily Show” senior correspondent crashed Stewart’s Monday monologue for a reunion nearly a decade in the making—and some Pecker talk.
TORTURED LISTENERS
Jimmy Kimmel launched a brutal assault upon the ears of Swities anxiously awaiting her new album.
‘TRIAL BY COMBAT’
“While there was more press than there were MAGA supporters, I did run into one January 6 B-list star,” the “Daily Show” correspondent remarked.