WAH-WAHKimmel Exposes ‘Crybaby’ Trump’s Embarrassing MistakeTrump’s “complaining” led to some blunders, Kimmel pointed out.Eboni Boykin-Patterson
NOT A CHANCE‘SNL’ Reveals Depth of Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize DelusionColin Jost ridiculed the president for being “genuinely angry” over the Nobel Committee’s decision.Michael Boyle
UNRELIABLE SOURCESTrump Goon Shows Off Deranged Natalie Harp PrintoutThe “Human Printer” provides in-flight briefings on the president’s grudges, apparently.Sarah-Jane Collins
DERANGEDTrump's Nobel Grudge Explodes in 590-Word Midnight RantThe president has made a truly delusional case for why he should have won the award despite breaking a key campaign promise.Josh Fiallo
BOOBY PRIZEWhy Trump Can’t Stand His Nobel Prize HumiliationThe Nobel winner’s public jab hit on something the president famously hates: being laughed at.William Vaillancourt
TEMPER TANTRUMTrump Takes Petty Revenge on Real Nobel Prize WinnerMarco Rubio has been dispatched to sanction an international body after one of its figures lightly mocked the president.Josh Fiallo
THERE, THERETrump, 80, Self-Soothes as Nobel Panel Hurts His FeelingsThe president has missed out on the one honor he craves for a second year. Ewan Palmer
‘MORTIFIED’Kimmel Perfectly Predicted Trump’s Nobel Prize HumiliationTrump missed out on his most coveted award once again on Friday.Eboni Boykin-Patterson
MAYBE NEXT YEAR?Nobel Peace Prize Winner Immediately Humiliates Loser TrumpThe president missed out on the one award he craves most. Ewan Palmer
PRIZED IDIOTTrump’s Nobel Peace Prize Hopes Get a Brutal Reality CheckTrump’s big beg looks set to fail again. Harry Thompson
FRENEMIESTrump Ally Nemesis Is Favorite for Nobel Peace PrizePrediction markets have given the U.S. president a “near-zero” chance of winning the award he has long coveted.Farrah Tomazin