PRIZED IDIOTTrump’s Nobel Peace Prize Hopes Get a Brutal Reality CheckTrump’s big beg looks set to fail again. Harry Thompson
FRENEMIESTrump Ally Nemesis Is Favorite for Nobel Peace PrizePrediction markets have given the U.S. president a “near-zero” chance of winning the award he has long coveted.Farrah Tomazin
PEACEMAKER-IN-CHIEFWarmonger Trump, 80, Rages at Peace Prize SnubThe president still claims to be a peacemaker despite resuming his war on Iran.Will Neal
IT'S ALL ABOUT METrump Uses America’s 250th to Whine About Nobel SnubThe president’s priorities were on full display during what should have been a celebration of America’s 250th birthday.Wiktoria Gucia
OpinionMAKE AMERICA ALGAL AGAINLet’s Hear It for the Swampy Green Slime Taking Over D.C.Is it too soon to consider the Reflecting Pool’s algae a 2028 presidential contender? Certainly not!Michael Ian Black
NOBEL CAUSE‘Peace President’ BS Blown Up by People Trump Vowed to SaveTrump’s peacemaker crusade left him with a Nobel-shaped hole in the ego.Will Neal
EGO CHECKMichelle Publicly Humiliates Trump at Barack’s A-List PartyThe former first lady’s speech is sure to get under Trump’s skin.Erkki Forster
MOMENTARY LAPSEConfused Trump, 79, Forgets Who President He Installed IsThe president appeared to forget who holds the power in Venezuela. Laura Esposito
WAR AND PEACEWarmonger Trump Loses Interest in Prize He Was Thirsting ForIt was a striking shift for a president who has long complained about being overlooked for the prestigious award.Farrah Tomazin
NOT EXACTLY GANDHIAll the Times Trump Claimed He Was the ‘Peace President’Trump promised “no new wars,” then launched military operations across three continents.Tom Latchem
OpinionPEACE OF THE ACTIONThis Is The Dark Truth About Trump’s Absurd ‘Board of Peace’Like every other money-making scheme Trump concocts, the peace board will shatter, but Trump will finally get a piece of peace hardware. John Casey