Susan Boyle's 'Bloody Fantastic'

A quick four-day stint in The Priory hospital seems to have healed all wounds for Susan Boyle, the world’s favorite runner-up. After her shocking loss on Britain’s Got Talent, Boyle was seen wandering around her hotel and having public outbursts, which led to judge Simon Cowell footing the bill for her hospital stay. Boyle told News of the World, “I want to take on the world. I’ve got my sleeves up ready. I feel bloody fantastic.” Cowell, meanwhile, urged her to cling to familiarity: “She needs to be with Pebbles. The best cure for her is time with her cat and family,” although he does have a record contract waiting for the songstress, should she choose to accept it.