Porn Kings Want Bailout

The recession is hitting every corner of the American economy--including porn. With X-rated DVD sales down 22% from a year ago, porn moguls Larry Flynt (of Hustler fame) and Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild) are heading to D.C. seeking a bailout. "With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt said. "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America." Francis hopes for a Detroit-sized rescue. “We feel we deserve the same consideration,” he said.