Britney to Canada: Just Say No

During a concert in Vancouver, Canada, pop star and tabloid disaster Britney Spears walked off stage for more than half an hour because of smoky air. “It’s become uncomfortable and unsafe for the performers,” an announcer told the audience Wednesday night. “The performance will not proceed until the air clears.” Audience members booed during the delay. After closing the show with “Womanizer,” Britney implored fans to think before they toke up. “Vancouver, don’t smoke weed,” she said. Her publicist apologized to fans in a statement claiming that crew members became ill due to a “ventilation issue.”