U.S. Coach Writes Sick Note for America

U.S. World Cup Coach Jurgen Klinsmann has your back. He has produced a hand-written letter that American fans can give to their employers in order to skip out from work Thursday to watch the high-stakes game against Germany. “I understand that this absence may reduce the productivity of your workplace, but I can assure you that it is for an important cause,” wrote Klinsmann in the “doctor’s note.” “By the way,” he continued, “You should act like a good leader and take the day off as well. Go USA!” If the U.S. ties or beats Germany, it will advance to the second round.