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Herman Cain Is No Dancing Star

Herman Cain may no longer be appearing in the popular reality series “GOP Primary,” but that doesn't mean he’s ready to resign himself to Dancing With the Stars. The ABC show, which gives the careers of faltering celebrities one final boost of relevance, asked the former presidential hopeful to appear on its upcoming season, but Cain declined. “He can’t dance in an eight-count,” his executive assistant explained. “He can only dance in a nine-count.”