“I’m tired of basically being fucked around by Hollywood!” says ‘Bachelorette’ Season 12’s Chad Johnson. “I always knew I’d do something in this industry, I just wasn’t sure what.”

With its emphasis on music and slightly tamer emotional drama—plus a dash of corny impromptu serenades—this offshoot from the franchise might just be pitch-perfect.

Meghan Markle has “stepped back” from her royal life and toxic family members, while other boundary-setting lessons have been provided by “The Bachelor” and Kourtney Kardashian.

Both Peter Weber and Madison Prewett confirmed their mutual break-up on Instagram late Thursday. Thanks to Selena Gomez, Madi already won the break-up.

Incompetent Bachelor Peter Weber proposed to the 23-year-old model during Tuesday’s finale, only to break things off for another contestant—but Hannah Ann refused to go quietly.

That said, the reason for this disastrous season might be the very thing that makes Clare Crawley’s upcoming turn on ‘The Bachelorette’ great.

Crawley’s selection confirms just how bad this season of “The Bachelor” has been—but it also proves the franchise’s producers know they need to take a big swing.