TRIAGE TIME
Stewart Reveals Only Way to Hold Trump Family ‘Accountable'
The “Daily Show” host said he’s sick of officials “pantomiming” real action.
Late Night
CALLED OUT
Fallon Sums Up Trump’s Tiny Crowds With Four-Letter Word
BOO HOO
Jordan Klepper Humiliates Insurrectionist for Playing Victim
NO CHANCE
Trump Foe Dares ‘Genius’ President to Complete Basic Test
TECH OLIGARCHY
Jon Stewart Exposes Trump’s Potentially World-Ending Grift
PEACE OFFERING
Half-Dead Mitch McConnell Makes Terrifying ‘SNL’ Debut
THE BRO IS BACK
SNL’s Colin Jost Humiliates Huge ‘Weirdo’ Pentagon Pete
DOESN’T ADD UP
Trump Nemesis Exposes His Most Laughable Ratings Lie
RHYME AND TREASON
Kimmel Finds Huge Problem With Hegseth’s Band of ‘Weirdos’
TOUGH BREAK
Kimmel’s Boss Gives Ominous Update on His Future at ABC
ARTIFICIAL IDIOCRACY