Michael Vick to Stump for PETA

Seriously?

Updated Apr. 25, 2017 3:08PM EDT / Published May 01, 2009 12:10PM EDT

We would have preferred Scared Straight, but this will do: According to AdvertisingAge, Michael Vick is in talks to become a spokesman for PETA. Currently finishing up a 23-month sentence for running a dog-fighting ring, Vick’s rehabilitation tour will also include “mea culpa TV interviews, PSAs and charitable donations to other animal-rights organizations.” PETA’s director of youth outreach and campaigns confirmed that the organization is talking with Vick.

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Michael Vick to Stump for PETA