Kim Jong Deux

Dancing Kim Jong Un Impersonator Upsets South Korean Security

There are only two options if you’re the spitting image of Kim Jong Un—grow your hair out and try to hide it, or accept your fate and throw yourself into it. A British man going only by the name of “Howard” has definitely chosen the latter. After being photographed with a Donald Trump lookalike earlier in the Games, on Wednesday he went to the Korea vs. Japan ice-hockey match and danced in front of an appalled North Korean cheer squad before being hauled away by security.

According to journalist Vincent Bevins, who was at the match, the impersonator told South Korean police in an English accent: “I just showed up with my flag and my face. If you don’t like my face, there’s nothing you can do about it. I was born this way.”