“You think Biden is taking drugs?” the “Late Night” host asked Trump. “You sniffle like you just walked out of the bathroom in Studio 54.”
“The choices aren’t lie or panic,” the “Late Night” host said. “There’s a third option, where you tell people the truth and do something about it, which would reassure everyone.”
“Do you guys watch your own channel or do you just take naps until Trump tweets something?” the “Late Night” host asked.
“You can tell how much easier the Fox interview was than the Axios interview just from their faces,” the “Late Night” host said.
“This is the fakest-ass-looking chart I’ve ever seen. It’s just four random bars with different colors. Is this the printer test sheet?”
The CNN host also warned that there likely won’t be a “clear winner” on Election Night, telling Seth Meyers, “People need to just understand that it might take a little while.”
“I mean, look at him. He looks like Hannibal Lecter in a CW reboot of ‘Silence of the Lambs,’” the “Late Night” host joked.