NOT SO INTELLIGENTTeen Hiker’s AI Route Plan Goes Spectacularly WrongThe teen was stuck on the mountain for three hours.Martha McHardy
PLAYING WITH FIREAI Boss Makes Terrifying ProclamationOpenAI CEO Sam Altman has a chilling take on the bargain humans should strike for AI.Erkki Forster
MACHINE DREAMSTrump Escapes Reality With Bonkers AI Takeover FantasyThe president is self-soothing with fake images of fully-dressed penguins.Katie Francis
WAR GPTJaw-Dropping Way Trump, 80, Got Talked Into a War Is LeakedA Trump insider has offered a jaw-dropping glimpse of the president’s decision-making.Farrah Tomazin
CATFISHING FOR CASHTrump Debuts Bizarre AI Look to Hawk New Grifty SchemeA bizarre AI incarnation of Trump has been deployed to hawk the president’s latest self-dealing scheme. Erkki Forster
KEEPING HIM STRAIGHTTrump, 80, Humiliated as Natalie Harp Corrects HimThe aide is ever-present, even during magazine interviews. Harry Thompson
ARTIFICIAL IDIOCRACY Kimmel Exposes Trump’s Perfect Intelligence Metaphor The comic also compared asking tech bosses to police themselves to “like asking the Terminator to stop.” Harry Thompson
exclusiveAMERICA LASTTrump’s AI Goons Busted Committing Anti-American BlunderA new AI federal government portal is anything but American, the Daily Beast has uncovered.David Gardner
NOT THAT CLEVER THENTrump Launches ‘Super Intelligence’ Pact With Awkward ErrorThe president’s grand AI accord with the world’s biggest tech bosses misspelled a basic word.Tom Latchem
PUTTING IN THE REBOOTAngry Trump Cuts Off Female Reporter to Go On Crackpot Rant The president made his comments during a surprise appearance outside the West Wing on Tuesday.Farrah Tomazin
SOUNDING THE ALARMBill Gates Shares Chilling AI PredictionThe Microsoft co-founder was asked about whether the technology is “powerful enough to end all of humanity.”Reagin von Lehe